Part 2


huh?

Who does that guy think he is, trying to muscle his way into my territory argh

its kinda nice music, ya know? it almost makes you wanna cry, don't it?

hey you! that's it, the partys over, knock it off! that's better, now take that little flute of yours and fly away. get outta here! Hey, d'you hear me?
Huh? who...is that guy

Heeeey, put an egg in your shoe and beat it! you heard the boss, get lost!
Huh? wwhats going on? Yahhh
hey what's the big idea...
oh no! wwwhats going on huh? what's goin on? listen, I..WOAH
you, you just better watch your step around here! I cant believe this is happening to me! ah, wait just a minute, you stay away, this is your last warning! Yoo no no, not so fast! listen to me stop, will 'ya? uh uh
Parlez vous Français? (Do you speak French?)
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? (Do you speak German?) Stop! Wahhhh!
Stop it! Don't hurt me please, I beg of yah!
hah hah, I know what! Ill give yah this, free of charge if you let me go okay, whadda yah say huh?
Yahhhh! Wait, wait a minute, let me at least explain it to ya! what you got here is your most advanced stereophonic sound system in the world!
in this box you got your tweeter, and here's your woofer ,see? first the tweeter...then the woofer!
ain't that the cats pajamas?mmm
when you put em on, you just can't stop your feets from dancin, yasee? oh ee, chicca chigga boo, oh jacka dookie goo wa wiggie diggi diggi who huh huh huh
I tell ya, its the livin end and ill give it to ya as a present, if ya only promise not to zap me huh?
NO WAIT! ok ok, that was a stupid idea, but listen! I'll serve ya, I'll be your slave, I'll do anything you say, really I will, REALLY

perhaps you could be of use to me
huh huh huh, sure sure!
so be it, you shall serve me
I must turn all the animals of the forest into living puppets

whadda ya mean puppets?
just that. I turn them into living puppets
but why would you wanna do something like that huh?
that is no concern of yours. your job is to help me locate the animals!
ok ok, its your party pal
lets see, whadda we got here. OH! Look over there, a squirrel!
they're quick, aren't they?
ah a couple of rabbits over there!
hrmm
these creatures are too small, you must find me something bigger

it would help if you could shoot straight
doh! heheh, I gotcha. Back there! just what you're lookin for!
Hah!
Hrm...what's this, I've never seen anything like it. And what sort of animal are you?
cmon cmon, turn him into a puppet, this I gotta see

I think the master will be pleased with this one.
woah! Wow!
there he goes! there! cmon shoot him shoot him, cmon! woah
watch out watch out!

Be Quiet!
I told you to watch out, why didn't you listen to me?
oh shut up
that's just great, I try to save your neck and you tell me to shut up, I don't like this relationship...
Listen you little..
Ok ok!


uh, say boss.
You may call me Toby
Toby?
That is my name
wwwell Toby, once the animals have been turned into living puppets, what's next?
that is not for you to know
aw c'mon I'm your pal, you can tell me. Cant you give me a hint?

Shhh...be quiet you fool, the master is approaching..
Toby..Toby..Toby
I am here Lord Kuruku, your wish is my command
I hope you have not been lazy Toby
No master
is the ship ready for departure?
yes master
And its cargo of living puppets, are they ready as well?
it.. it has proven more difficult to catch the animals than I had hoped, master.OH!
I'm not interested in excuses Toby
I'm sorry Lord Kuruku
well, you will just have to work harder wont you? because I simply have to have my living puppets, don't I?
yes master
oh yes. Toby, once you finish with all the animals, you may begin collecting...people
collecting people?
I believe that's what I said. they are such stupid things. that I am sure they will be even easier for you to deal with than the animals. you may begin with those houses down in the valley there. you'll do that for me wont you...Toby?
I will of course master, and in return you will teach me more of your magic?
hurry up and bring the living puppets to my island, and if I am pleased, I suppose I might teach you another magic trick
master

and be quick about it Toby
yes lord Kuruku!
wwwhat was that?
a magician..and my master
that's some trick appearing and disappearing like that. did he say he wanted you to start turning people into living puppets?hah, that's my idea of a good time. I never liked people, can't stand 'em! cmon zap em! oh boy I cant wait to see this! ha
be quiet! unless you want to be the very first to undergo the transformation
this wasn't part of the bargain
say, are you really gonna zap everyone of the people down there, everyone? bweheh
I said be quiet!
sorry

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